Jay Swift

  • Pronouns He/Him
  • Sexuality Gay
  • Age 17-19
  • Alignment Lawful neutral
  • From Psych

Pedant Faggot who claims otherwise.

Overview

Usually the voice of reason but his competitiveness and desire to prove everyone else wrong often gets to the best of him. He assumes that everyone is as cynical as he is an has difficulty conceiving genuine people.

Personality

Loud mouth contrarian, who always has something to say about every tiny thing you do. Is easy led to doubt when enough people bully him though.

Likes

  • History and Politics
  • Nitpicking Everything

Dislikes

  • Metrosexuals
  • Scratching Metal
  • Everything!!!

Relationships

He struggles a lot with fitting in. He’s far too much of a wuss to be one of the guys and he’s too much of a stuck up to be one of the girlies. He exclusively uses family names to address his peers, regardless of how close they may be.

Psyche Lea

Is both amused and disappointed with the great lengths she'll take to do as little work as possible


Best Friend

Evan Odd

Kind of scared of deceptively clueless he is plays up to be


Best Friend

August July

Actually doesn't mind hanging out with him when he's not being annoying. Gets tease a lot by him and doesn't take any of his advances seriously; under the assumption that he's being ironic.


Benedict

Has an awful one-sided crush on him. Literally can't act normally around him and give everyone second hand embarrassment.


Appearance

Doll of Jay Swift Overcompensating but, to his annoyance, still easily clocked. Typically wearing a folded up jacket and plain shirt. Sometimes he’ll wear something fashionable.. sometimes…

Not Jimmy

No, he is NOT Solidarity Gaming!!! Just because he’s blonde, wears a blue jacket, and is the biggest loser in the universe, does not mean they are one in the same. Jimmy (Solidarity Gaming) is cooler than Jay. Please stop comparing them, okay? okay!!!

Incorrect Quotes

Thumbnail of Jay Jay Swift

Can’t believe there are people out there that genuinely believe in the existence of god… I thought we were better than that?? We were just doing it ironic, you know? Sorta like when people say they enjoyed Lalaland.

Thumbnail of Evan Evan Odd

I liked Lalaland

Thumbnail of Jay Jay Swift

I can’t keep doing this anymore…

Thumbnail of Jay Jay Swift

Kill yourself, like genuinely

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